Wilma and Barney go to Church

Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service Barney usually falls asleep. One afternoon Wilma went to the priest and asked what she could do.

The priest handed her a needle and told her to prick him with it everytime he fell
asleep.

The next week at church Barney fell asleep while the priest was talking and when the priest asked, “ Who is our savior ?”
Wilma poked him with the needle and he yelled out “JESUS!!” Soon after that he goes back to sleep.

The next question the priest asks is: ” Who is Jesus's Father?”
Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out ”GOD!!” and goes back to sleep.

The last question the priest asks is “ What did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time?”Wilma pricks him with the needle again and he yelled out,

“IF YOU POKE THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME

I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF
AND
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!”