Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He found one that was in absolute mint condition and immediately bought it.
He asked the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
"Well, it's quite simple, really," said the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." and he handed Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invited him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they took the bike there, but just before they entered the house, Sandra stopped him and said, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he said and in they went.
Joe was shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room was a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen was another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looked, dirty dishes. They sat down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progressed, Joe decided to take advantage of the situation.
He leaned over and kissed Sandra.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invited him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they took the bike there, but just before they entered the house, Sandra stopped him and said, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he said and in they went.
Joe was shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room was a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen was another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looked, dirty dishes. They sat down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progressed, Joe decided to take advantage of the situation.
He leaned over and kissed Sandra.
No one said a word.
He reached over and fondled her breasts.
Nobody said a word.
He stood up,
grabbed her,
ripped her clothes off,
threw her on the table,
and screwed her right there,
in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but
no one says a word.
Joe looked at her mom.
Joe looked at her mom.
"She's got a great body," he thinks.
He grabs the mom,
bends her over the dinner table, and
has his way with her every which way!!
Right there on the dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still,
Nobody said a word.
All of a sudden there was a loud clap of thunder, and it started to rain. Joe remembered his bike, so he pulled the jar of Vaseline out of his pocket.
The father quickly backed away from the table and shouted,
The father quickly backed away from the table and shouted,
"All right, All right, that's enough”
I'll do the damn dishes!”
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