Stranded with each other together on a
train, traveling through the Austrian Alps in a region noted for it’s tunnels,
George Bush, Condi Rice, and Bill and Hillary Clinton, all were feeling a
little tense in each others presence. They were standing around in the bar car
just smiling and lying to each other as politicians do trying to ease the tense
atmosphere.
George was drinking his usual AA Approved non-alcoholic Sour Grapes Brew, but the other three, particularly Bill, kept the barmen busy and the party was starting to be fun despite having the old “Teetotaler” there to spoil the fun
Suddenly the train went though a short tunnel and everything went pitch black for a minute and then they were back in daylight
“God, that takes you by surprise!” said George. “Barman how often does that happen?”
“About four times in the next half hour” said the Barman, “the next one is about two minutes long and then there are three more even longer ones”.
Well, thanks for the warning, said George Dubya.
George was drinking his usual AA Approved non-alcoholic Sour Grapes Brew, but the other three, particularly Bill, kept the barmen busy and the party was starting to be fun despite having the old “Teetotaler” there to spoil the fun
Suddenly the train went though a short tunnel and everything went pitch black for a minute and then they were back in daylight
“God, that takes you by surprise!” said George. “Barman how often does that happen?”
“About four times in the next half hour” said the Barman, “the next one is about two minutes long and then there are three more even longer ones”.
Well, thanks for the warning, said George Dubya.
Slick Willy just smiled and looked carefully at the floor..
Again the train entered a tunnel and silence feel for about 20 seconds and the there was a loud slap sound and George Dubya hollered out
“WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED??”
“WHO SLAPPED ME?”
A second later when the train emerged from the tunnel; George had a big bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one made eye contact, no one spoke, everybody thought:
George Dubya thought:
“What the fuck is going on here??
Condi thought: (with a raised right eyebrow)
“Bill must have tried to grope me in the dark, missed, felt up Hillary and she slapped George by mistake. Too bad, I heard he really knows how to feel a girl up. It might have been fun.
Hillary thought: (with a frown)
“That God Damned Bill must have groped Condi in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got George instead. Too bad she missed. The prick really needs a broken nose.
Horny!! all the time!!!”
but
Slick Willy thought: (with a look of great contentment)
I just can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack the bastard again.
Damn that felt good!
I haven’t had a tension release like that since Monica.
This
was even better!!!
Come
on Bill, get Real!!
Just
kick him in the balls next time
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