A woman went to her family doctor and complained that her elderly husband was impotent. The doctor asked if her husband would consider taking Viagara to see if it might help. She replied that they had discussed it, but he was convinced there was nothing wrong with him, but that rather the fault was hers for not being able to get him turned on. She really needed to get some excitement back in her life.
She and the doctor discussed matters and hatched a little plot. The doctor gave her three Viagara pills, told her to grind one up and slip it into her husband’s meals at some point in the next couple of days and see what the result would be. She left with a follow-up appointment a week later.
When she appeared for the follow-up, she told the doctor that the trick had worked!
“How was it?” asked the doctor.
She replied, “Oh, Doctor, it was simply terrible! I slipped a pill into my husbands coffee and then after dinner he started to look at me funny, grabbed me, tore off all my clothes, threw all the table dishes on the floor, then threw me onto the table and had his way with me for a long time.”
“Well, wasn’t that exciting?” the doctor asked.
“Oh, yes it was!” she said.
Then hanging her head she sobbed
“But Doctor! I can’t ever go back to that MacDonalds again!
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