A Minor Mistake

There is a nasty lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.


Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.


Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking Hot down here !

Friends

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room and those who remained talked about their children and their accomplishments.

The first guy said, ”I am very proud of my son. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The third man said: "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel, and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He’s so rich he gave his best friend a top of the line Maserati for his birthday."

They were still congratulating each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. He hasn't done too badly either and he has some wonderful friends. Why just last week he had his birthday and you know what? His three best boyfriends gave him a brand new jet, a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, and a top of the line Maserati .

Osama bin Laden and the Houri

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand picked it up and rubbed it and pulled out the stopper. Suddenly, a female genie, or houri, dressed in a flimsy veil rose in a wisp of smoke from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?'

Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog and a bastard camel! Don't you know who I am? You cannot tempt me! Allah protects me! I don't need any common woman giving me anything.'

The shocked genie said, “But Osama, It is Allah who has decreed I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.”

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence and immodesty of the woman and said, 'Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.'

The annoyed genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with:

Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and
Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone,
his knees were broken, and
he had no health insurance.

Allah is Good!!!!