A Hockey Joke That Only a Canadian Can Appreciate ...

Two boys were playing hockey on a pond in the park in Toronto when one was attacked by a rabid Pit Bull.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took his stick, wedged it down the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A reporter who was strolling by saw the incident and rushed over to interview the boy.

"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he started writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and started again.

"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said

"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.

The reporter started a new sheet in his notebook and wrote,”Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."